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Posted on 3/2/23 at 4:43 pm to Jenious
Two funny ones come to mind.
When I was around 16 or 17 I had a job interview. Got up early that morning to get breakfast then to the interview. Pulled out of my neighborhood onto hwy 51. I was heading south pass a cop heading north. He immediately whips around and lights me up. I pull over and he comes to my window and ask where I am headed and tell him about my interview. He then asks me if I had any drugs, drug paraphernalia on me. I tell him no I don't do drugs and I am heading to a job interview. Then he raises his voice and says OH YEA?!!! Then what's that? I look in my truck and say sir what are you talking about? He shouts what is hanging from your mirror? Is that pipes? Like Crack pipes?...I look at him and laugh and say no sir, those are duck calls. He seemed dumb founded and said good luck on my interview.
The other one was when I was in Baton rouge turned off of Seigen onto Highland. At the time I was married and my now ex wife who was from Baton Rouge did not tell me where I was supposed to turn into a neighborhood. So after I missed my turn, I just go up to the next neighborhood to turn around. I turned in as a cop was pulling up to the stop sign. I passed him and he turns around and turn his lights on. I looked at here I said shite I'm going like 5 mph. I stopped and he get's on the loudspeaker and tells me to get out of the truck. I look at her and say wtf did I do? He tells me to sit on my back bumper and asked me do I know why I got pulled over. I said sir I have no idea. He said you was not wearing your seatbelt and could be killed if I had an accident. Wrote me a ticket and said when I come down here to buckle up or else.
When I was around 16 or 17 I had a job interview. Got up early that morning to get breakfast then to the interview. Pulled out of my neighborhood onto hwy 51. I was heading south pass a cop heading north. He immediately whips around and lights me up. I pull over and he comes to my window and ask where I am headed and tell him about my interview. He then asks me if I had any drugs, drug paraphernalia on me. I tell him no I don't do drugs and I am heading to a job interview. Then he raises his voice and says OH YEA?!!! Then what's that? I look in my truck and say sir what are you talking about? He shouts what is hanging from your mirror? Is that pipes? Like Crack pipes?...I look at him and laugh and say no sir, those are duck calls. He seemed dumb founded and said good luck on my interview.
The other one was when I was in Baton rouge turned off of Seigen onto Highland. At the time I was married and my now ex wife who was from Baton Rouge did not tell me where I was supposed to turn into a neighborhood. So after I missed my turn, I just go up to the next neighborhood to turn around. I turned in as a cop was pulling up to the stop sign. I passed him and he turns around and turn his lights on. I looked at here I said shite I'm going like 5 mph. I stopped and he get's on the loudspeaker and tells me to get out of the truck. I look at her and say wtf did I do? He tells me to sit on my back bumper and asked me do I know why I got pulled over. I said sir I have no idea. He said you was not wearing your seatbelt and could be killed if I had an accident. Wrote me a ticket and said when I come down here to buckle up or else.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 4:51 pm to Jenious
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Some of you may remember my post earlier this year
Posted on 3/2/23 at 6:51 pm to Jenious
Best cop story. Spring break 80 something, going to Clearwater beach. my buddy future head of DEA sometime is driving. We have two radar detectors, one pointing in front one out back window, and the mfer is driving 5 miles over the speed limit on his turn. We are all passed out etc from drinking, drivers didn’t drink, abs we had two. Every 20 minutes or so i would say Donny mfer speed up, etc.
We got pulled over somewhere in Florida and we all starting laughing etc. the cop not only didn’t give us a ticket but actually took our map and circled where we needed to slow down etc for speed traps etc.
Was cool as hell
We got pulled over somewhere in Florida and we all starting laughing etc. the cop not only didn’t give us a ticket but actually took our map and circled where we needed to slow down etc for speed traps etc.
Was cool as hell
Posted on 3/2/23 at 7:12 pm to Jenious
1975. The wife and I were driving from Cleveland, MS to Clinton late one night. Came upon a wreck, just North of Belzoni on H-49. A car had hit a mule. They had to have been going fast. The mule had come over the hood and through the windshield, killing A Man who was driving, a woman beside him and two kids in the back seat of the car. There were three or four cars stopped including a Highway Patrolman
I get out and speak to the Highway patrolman. I tell him I have had military medical training and ask was there anything I could do to help. He looks at me and says, "Everyone in that car is dead. Would you like to shoot the Mule?"
Then he turned and walked away. Not a good night to be a Highway Patrol officer.
I get out and speak to the Highway patrolman. I tell him I have had military medical training and ask was there anything I could do to help. He looks at me and says, "Everyone in that car is dead. Would you like to shoot the Mule?"
Then he turned and walked away. Not a good night to be a Highway Patrol officer.
This post was edited on 3/2/23 at 7:15 pm
Posted on 3/2/23 at 7:39 pm to MeridianDog
Bad
Got pulled over on Christmas eve for speeding as i entered a small town, wouldnt drop the ticket... told the cop to have a merry fn Christmas
Good
As a teenager a cop pulls us over and made us pour out our beer... then said go straight home. Could have been much worse than losing a case of beer
Got pulled over on Christmas eve for speeding as i entered a small town, wouldnt drop the ticket... told the cop to have a merry fn Christmas
Good
As a teenager a cop pulls us over and made us pour out our beer... then said go straight home. Could have been much worse than losing a case of beer
Posted on 3/2/23 at 7:48 pm to Jenious
All of my worst cop stories involve my ex husband so I won't tell them here
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:38 pm to madamsquirrel
A pal my brother made after basic in the Army came to stay with us for a while, out in the country where we lived.
He drove in from Indiana in a restored '67 Chevy pick-up truck. Nothing fancy, pearl white with red trim. Refined, but still eye catching.
After arriving, he needed to go shopping, so I decided to ride with him into town. One of the first red lights we come to, the amber lasts about 3.50 seconds, which caught him off guard. He still barely ran the light.
A cop immediately swoops in. He walks up, and starts to lose his shite. "Where you from, boy! (Indiana tags) What are you doing here! You know you just ran a red light and almost killed people!"
I'm sitting there thinking, "Holy shite!" Finally, super cop gets to me. "Where you from?" I explain I'm a local. He walks away to write the ticket.
When he gets back to the truck to give the ticket, he hollers at the driver, "If he wasn't with you, I'd be taking you to jail right now!"
WTF??
As we pulled away, I said "Welcome to Louisiana."
He drove in from Indiana in a restored '67 Chevy pick-up truck. Nothing fancy, pearl white with red trim. Refined, but still eye catching.
After arriving, he needed to go shopping, so I decided to ride with him into town. One of the first red lights we come to, the amber lasts about 3.50 seconds, which caught him off guard. He still barely ran the light.
A cop immediately swoops in. He walks up, and starts to lose his shite. "Where you from, boy! (Indiana tags) What are you doing here! You know you just ran a red light and almost killed people!"
I'm sitting there thinking, "Holy shite!" Finally, super cop gets to me. "Where you from?" I explain I'm a local. He walks away to write the ticket.
When he gets back to the truck to give the ticket, he hollers at the driver, "If he wasn't with you, I'd be taking you to jail right now!"
WTF??
As we pulled away, I said "Welcome to Louisiana."
This post was edited on 3/2/23 at 9:02 pm
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:45 pm to madamsquirrel
Almost all of my cop stories are bad.
At 52, I've learned the young ones are the absolute worst with the power trip. Case in point, me and my cousin got a woman to buy us a case of beer when we were 17. Heinken and we didn't have a bottle opener. Pulled into a one lane road that had an old metal bridge going over a creek. Our idea was to open the bottle on the edge of the metal bridge like you would do on a counter/table top. Of course, a cop pulls in behind us before we could even get out. He sees the beer in the back, puts us in the back of his car, then starts searching the creek for beer bottles! He arrested us on "minor in possession", and was trying to up it to drinking and driving but couldn't find an open bottle. Total dickhead.
At 52, I've learned the young ones are the absolute worst with the power trip. Case in point, me and my cousin got a woman to buy us a case of beer when we were 17. Heinken and we didn't have a bottle opener. Pulled into a one lane road that had an old metal bridge going over a creek. Our idea was to open the bottle on the edge of the metal bridge like you would do on a counter/table top. Of course, a cop pulls in behind us before we could even get out. He sees the beer in the back, puts us in the back of his car, then starts searching the creek for beer bottles! He arrested us on "minor in possession", and was trying to up it to drinking and driving but couldn't find an open bottle. Total dickhead.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:48 pm to greygoose
Best stories were always the base cops when I was on active duty. I should have gone to jail one night. Instead, the cop just escorted us back to the barracks. I was truthful about where we were going, so he obliged and made sure we went there.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:58 pm to Jenious
Good:
Parking in a Church parking lot, 1977, both she & I nekkid.
Cop pulls up behind us to about 100 feet away, hits his lights, and gives us time to get dressed.
Walks up to my window and tells us “God probably would want you to do this stuff somewhere else. I agree with Him.”
“Yes sir! Understood sir. Thank you sir!”
No bad cop experiences.
Parking in a Church parking lot, 1977, both she & I nekkid.
Cop pulls up behind us to about 100 feet away, hits his lights, and gives us time to get dressed.
Walks up to my window and tells us “God probably would want you to do this stuff somewhere else. I agree with Him.”
“Yes sir! Understood sir. Thank you sir!”
No bad cop experiences.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:00 pm to Jenious
My dad got pulled over when we were on a road trip once when I was a kid, and the cops name tag read “I.M. Baldi”
He did sport a chrome dome.
He did sport a chrome dome.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:07 pm to Jenious
I was going 16 mph over and got thrown in jail
That’s all I got
That’s all I got
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:13 pm to Jenious
Pulled into my place once after picking up Chinese takeout.
“Freeze motherfricker”
Turn around—cop has his gat trained on me.
“Oh shite, what’s up”
“Your car fit the description of one seen leaving an armed robbery”
“I overpaid for this lo mein, sir, and I bet they robbed me on the soy sauce”
“Freeze motherfricker”
Turn around—cop has his gat trained on me.
“Oh shite, what’s up”
“Your car fit the description of one seen leaving an armed robbery”
“I overpaid for this lo mein, sir, and I bet they robbed me on the soy sauce”
This post was edited on 3/2/23 at 9:15 pm
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:13 pm to Jenious
No major juicy stories, just some whole privilege experiences:
I’ll always remember being a teenager and being at a friend’s house for a party when cops open the back door and walk in to break up the party, no warrant, knowing no parents were home. They forced all the kids who had been drinking to get in their cars and leave and then drive around looking for somewhere else to go.
I also remember another party and the cop walked up and was cool as hell. Talked to us about not drinking and driving and told us to keep all the alcohol in the back yard and not to drive home. Told us to keep it down and don’t bother the neighbors. Then he told us to have fun and left.
I’ll always remember being a teenager and being at a friend’s house for a party when cops open the back door and walk in to break up the party, no warrant, knowing no parents were home. They forced all the kids who had been drinking to get in their cars and leave and then drive around looking for somewhere else to go.
I also remember another party and the cop walked up and was cool as hell. Talked to us about not drinking and driving and told us to keep all the alcohol in the back yard and not to drive home. Told us to keep it down and don’t bother the neighbors. Then he told us to have fun and left.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 10:19 pm to Jenious
A few stick out in my mind.
When I got my dui the cop was pretty cool. Didn’t tow my car. Let a friend come get it. Delayed giving me a breathalyzer. Told me I was actually driving fine.
When I was in my early twenties me and my friends are drunk leaving Bachus. We took palmetto to met road to avoid the interstate. We get on the very beginnings of west napoleon and this cop fails to stop at a stop sign nearly hitting me. Unmarked car mind you. I hit my horn and my buddy in the back seat thinks it’s a good idea to shoot him the bird. Well he lights us up but the cop is drunker than we are. He was dressed in plain clothes. He’s going on about us shooting him the bird. I then got him to admit that he fricked up running the stop sign. He let us go.
Another time back in high school we went to fountainbleau state park. We had an ungodly amount of beer and weed. Well shite no one read the park rules about lights out time. It’s 11 o clock. We are carrying on drinking. Park ranger shows up and completely shits on us. Took 15 cases of beer. All back to his house I’m sure. Never found the weed, but he banned us from the park. We all had to leave that night. Me and my buddy drove back to the south shore and stayed at the evergreen plaza on vets.
When I got my dui the cop was pretty cool. Didn’t tow my car. Let a friend come get it. Delayed giving me a breathalyzer. Told me I was actually driving fine.
When I was in my early twenties me and my friends are drunk leaving Bachus. We took palmetto to met road to avoid the interstate. We get on the very beginnings of west napoleon and this cop fails to stop at a stop sign nearly hitting me. Unmarked car mind you. I hit my horn and my buddy in the back seat thinks it’s a good idea to shoot him the bird. Well he lights us up but the cop is drunker than we are. He was dressed in plain clothes. He’s going on about us shooting him the bird. I then got him to admit that he fricked up running the stop sign. He let us go.
Another time back in high school we went to fountainbleau state park. We had an ungodly amount of beer and weed. Well shite no one read the park rules about lights out time. It’s 11 o clock. We are carrying on drinking. Park ranger shows up and completely shits on us. Took 15 cases of beer. All back to his house I’m sure. Never found the weed, but he banned us from the park. We all had to leave that night. Me and my buddy drove back to the south shore and stayed at the evergreen plaza on vets.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 10:26 pm to tigersownall
quote:classy
evergreen plaza on vets.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 11:32 pm to Jenious
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Some of you may remember my post earlier this year about getting pulled over and cited for an expired inspection sticker.
quote:
I ended up getting it fixed through connections and now every time I see that cop that wrote me the ticket, he's sort of mean mugging me. I'm thinking I may trade my vehicle in so I don't get pulled over for some bullshite.
This post was edited on 3/2/23 at 11:37 pm
Posted on 3/2/23 at 11:49 pm to Jenious
Got drunk on Vodka at my graduation party. Sheriff showed up and made me pour out the bottle. In a drunken stupor I said, “frick the police”. He handcuffs me and sits me down by the house. I lean over and start puking. After a few minutes, he un cuffs me and says, “ I’m not having you puke in the backseat all the way to jail. You better find a ride home.”
Our class President took me to his place and I slept it off. Got a ride back to my car in the morning. That’s the closest I came to jail.
Our class President took me to his place and I slept it off. Got a ride back to my car in the morning. That’s the closest I came to jail.
Posted on 3/3/23 at 12:48 am to Jenious
Coming down Morning Glory from Dalrymple in 2011. Was in the process of moving, so my truck was loaded with stuff boxes, clothes, etc… Guess I had a headlight out and I get pulled over. He asks if he can search the vehicle. I had nothing so oblige.
He starts searching EVERY box I had. Gets to the driver floor mats. “You sure you don’t have and weed son?”
“No sir, have never had it in my car”
“Well what’s THIS?”
I guess it was some dried loose dip in the carpet. He tried to tell me it was weed, but I was confident and telling the truth. He then said something like, “so you’ve never smoked weed son?” To which I replied that I do fairly often, but that it’s only when offered by a buddy. Even after al the hassle he still gave me the damn ticket.
He starts searching EVERY box I had. Gets to the driver floor mats. “You sure you don’t have and weed son?”
“No sir, have never had it in my car”
“Well what’s THIS?”
I guess it was some dried loose dip in the carpet. He tried to tell me it was weed, but I was confident and telling the truth. He then said something like, “so you’ve never smoked weed son?” To which I replied that I do fairly often, but that it’s only when offered by a buddy. Even after al the hassle he still gave me the damn ticket.
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