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re: Had my manhood stolen from me Sat night
Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:03 am to AUTimbo
Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:03 am to AUTimbo
quote:
Jeep Cherokee Trackhawk
I immediately guessed it was a Trackhawk. It's a POS Cherokee but they can absolutely fly.
The 392 Wrangler is fast too.
But no one should be spending ~$100,000 on a Jeep.
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:06 am to AUTimbo
AI generated slop
Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:17 am to AUTimbo
quote:
Dodge Trackhawk
Those vehicles are heavy as hell with a curb weight of 5,350 lbs. Always qualify your opponent when roll racing.
Might have had a shot if you were driving an Escalade V.
This post was edited on 2/16/26 at 9:20 am
Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:29 am to AUTimbo
Are you disappointed your diesel couldn't keep up with a hellcat? is that what all that says? And you're shocked. Next time you should ask him if he wants to hook bumpers.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:33 am to beerJeep
It would be funnier if the salesman credit score wasn't in the 500 itself. Fake braids are a dead giveaway.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:35 am to AUTimbo
Knight in shining sophmore year of life.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:36 am to AUTimbo
That’s not the fastest production SUV out there. There is a Escalade that would kick that tack hawks arse.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:37 am to AUTimbo
So your the a-hole that likes to cut in line.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:38 am to thumperpait
Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:38 am to AUTimbo
quote:
AUTimbo
Is the AUT in your short for autistic?
Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:40 am to AUTimbo
quote:
My nemesis Sat evening is known as a Jeep Cherokee Trackhawk. The good folks at Jeep got hammered one night and in a wild, alcohol induced state of mind decided to stuff a Dodge HellCat engine into their demure SUV body.
All wheel drive
707 horsepower
0-60 in 3.5 sec
Top speed 180 mph
You would have crushed this joker if you were driving a real truck
Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:58 am to Cuz413
quote:
You would have crushed this joker if you were driving a real truck
For comparison:
- First, that's not a real truck
- Cybertruck AWD 0-60 ~ 4.1 seconds (fairly slow)
- Cybertruck Cyberbeast 0-60 ~ 2.6 seconds (that's fast)
- My C7 0-60 ~ 3.2 seconds - 60 - 130, I walk these Tesla's every time.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 10:01 am to AUTimbo
quote:tbh, your wife probably thought you were a dumbass before this
As the wife looks over with incredulous dismay I realize my Valentines Day will not end as planned.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 10:24 am to AUTimbo
Trackhawks are cool. Little too slow for my taste but still cool.
This post was edited on 2/16/26 at 10:28 am
Posted on 2/16/26 at 10:32 am to AUTimbo
buddy of mine in DFW bought one, modded it, took it to the track and raced it etc
then he realized he couldnt drive it as an everyday driver and he had $120k tied up in it
then he tried to sell it, nobody wanted it
then he got divorced and had to sell it, and took a bath on it
i rode in it one time, hated every bit of it
then he realized he couldnt drive it as an everyday driver and he had $120k tied up in it
then he tried to sell it, nobody wanted it
then he got divorced and had to sell it, and took a bath on it
i rode in it one time, hated every bit of it
Posted on 2/16/26 at 10:41 am to AUTimbo
"Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in moppishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion."
Posted on 2/16/26 at 10:57 am to Novastar
quote:
- My C7 0-60 ~ 3.2 seconds - 60 - 130, I walk these Tesla's every time
Are really trying to compare a C7 corvette to a regular Cyber Truck?
How does your C7 compare to a performance Model S 0-60
Posted on 2/16/26 at 11:11 am to AUTimbo
Did your wife go home with the other guy for fun time?
Posted on 2/16/26 at 11:13 am to AUTimbo
Holy frick!
So much effort posting something so worthless.
So much effort posting something so worthless.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 11:14 am to AUTimbo
Lighthearted well-written post and simpletons are downvoting because it’s too long. Clowns.
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