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Posted on 1/30/26 at 7:30 pm to
Posted by Lou the Jew from LSU
Member since Oct 2006
5344 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 7:30 pm to
The other day I mixed up my viagra and my exlax.
I didn’t know if I was coming or going.
“:rimshot”
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
90207 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 7:40 pm to
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Call that a Poo-driver
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18010 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 7:49 pm to
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If you like Piña Colonics.. and naps in the rain…


That was
Posted by jdaute2
lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2012
2237 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 7:54 pm to
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You’ll soon br asking, ‘’ I’m not sure if I need to take a nap, or a crap”… Maybe he’ll do both… at once. depends

Well done. Have an upvote.
Posted by XenScott
Pensacola
Member since Oct 2016
4096 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 7:56 pm to
It’s call d the Trotsky.
Posted by jasonbr1975
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2024
1681 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 8:17 pm to
If you use Grey Goose, you can call it a Loosey Goosey
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134154 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 8:32 pm to
Gin, vermouth and prune juice?

Dirty Shartini
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6723 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 8:37 pm to
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You’ll soon br asking, ‘’ I’m not sure if I need to take a nap, or a crap”…


Me: Doc, I crap every single morning at 6:00 am

Doc: Sounds like you're staying regular. That's a good thing.

Me: No doc. The problem is I don't wake up until 7:00
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
10438 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 8:46 pm to
life is good when you laugh a little
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134154 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 8:52 pm to
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life is good when you laugh a little


It's a little less good when you laugh and shite your pants though
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
90597 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 8:52 pm to
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It's a little less good when you laugh and shite your pants though


why not both?
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
27123 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 8:57 pm to
Phillips Milk of magnesia + orange juice + vodka = the Phillips screwdriver.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7191 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 1:24 pm to
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Call that a Poo-driver


Stool driver
Posted by Mutt Myers
Member since Jan 2024
525 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 1:28 pm to
I wouldn’t trust a fart after drinking that cocktail.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134154 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 2:00 pm to
Rum and prune juice is a



Bum Runner
Posted by dawginar
Member since Jan 2012
1178 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 2:43 pm to
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I havent drunk anything besides water in at least 4 years


In your alcohol, right??
Posted by Have A Downvote
Member since Jan 2026
136 posts
Posted on 2/1/26 at 11:53 am to
Hotty Toddy
Posted by BLP
In the woods
Member since Jul 2022
171 posts
Posted on 2/1/26 at 12:05 pm to
Instead of prune juice, sub apricot juice. It'll taste better and have you shitting through a screened door. In the heat of the summer I add electrolytes to clear liquor drinks. It's helps me rehydrate while I dehydrate while hydrating.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33090 posts
Posted on 2/1/26 at 12:07 pm to
Middle of the night runs sounds miserable
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40736 posts
Posted on 2/1/26 at 12:09 pm to
Glühwein ist ein traditionelles, heißes, alkoholhaltiges Getränk (meist >7% Vol.) aus Rot- oder Weißwein, gewürzt mit Zimt, Nelken, Sternanis und Zucker, das besonders in der Adventszeit getrunken wird
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