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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:22 am to CobraCommander83
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:22 am to CobraCommander83
Sorry dude this sounds very vague…why is your wife divorcing you after 17 years? Can’t be because you’re not fixing some things around the house.
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:23 am to CobraCommander83
Do you have ADHD? My kids’ dad was so bad he once burnt out his car engine due to putting off changing the oil.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:24 am to DisplacedBuckeye
My wife and I arrived at my grandparents yesterday. Got a hotel room cause they smoke in their house and just can’t deal with it all night. Turns out there’s a pipe busted under the living room floor and it’s seeping through the carpet so looks like me and dad get to crawl under the house in the crawl space and fix their leak.
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:25 am to CobraCommander83
You sound lazy.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:27 am to danilo
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Some young punk better not wear a Che Guevara shirt to my family dinner
Any time someone talks to me wearing a Che shirt (only a handful of times) I always ask them ‘You know he was a serial rapist right ?’ They never know that. Because they never know shite.
This post was edited on 11/23/23 at 9:28 am
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:28 am to pioneerbasketball
My sister and boyfriend just arrived. Unexpectedly, they brought their Bernese Mountain dog. Yay…..
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:29 am to GatorPA84
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Sorry dude this sounds very vague…why is your wife divorcing you after 17 years? Can’t be because you’re not fixing some things around the house.
She's fricking around, my wife of 19 years did the same thing to me.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:44 am to pioneerbasketball
Okay so my son and his wife arrived Tuesday night...due to a lapse in judgment they left their youngest in Tallahassee with his big brother at his fraternity house...last night they roll in looking like death warmed over. A quart of Deep Eddy and 2 bottles of Cabernet later...oh yes 2 dogs...time for Bloodys...later.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:49 am to DisplacedBuckeye
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One of them is.
Jesus dude. That is all you had to say. Absolutely nobody would be having this argument with you had you just come out and said it.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:50 am to CobraCommander83
quote:”One whore closes, another whore opens….”*
No Thanksgiving day drama. Found out a couple weeks ago that my wife wants a divorce. She is spending thanksgiving with her family and I’m spending it with mine.
Pics of her?
*Heard from a Cajun friend of mine in the mid ‘80s when his “old lady” declared him persona non gratis from their mobile Montegut estate.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:59 am to Master of Sinanju
quote:Its true! We don’t have family thanksgiving at my house cause I told trashy family members, you can’t smoke in my yard. They got offended. Oh well, wife didn’t want it so I laid down the law!
As fascinating as the stories of trashy, entitled family members are, it's also very interesting to hear from posters how they let those family members walk all over them.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:59 am to SUB
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Jesus dude. That is all you had to say. Absolutely nobody would be having this argument with you had you just come out and said it.
If they're well-behaved, why does it matter?
Posted on 11/23/23 at 10:01 am to DisplacedBuckeye
Take your shitty troll schtick back to the PT board. Dog people that act like this are the worst.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 10:02 am to DalenSA
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You will still see trashy stuff go down at the Cowboys game.
Guaranteed.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 10:02 am to TDTOM
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TDTOM
frick off, and Happy Thanksgiving.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 10:10 am to CobraCommander83
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Why does she want a divorce? She already got a new stallion lined up?
No. We been married 17 years and both of us has been faithful to each other. She has been wanting some changes for a while and she feels like those changes will never happen.
Yeah right she hasn't picked out a stable yet
Posted on 11/23/23 at 10:12 am to grizzlylongcut
You need to read the parable of The Prodigal Son.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 10:17 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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We are leaving in 2 hours and she's already telling us to get moving. Woke everybody up 3 hours before we have to leave. Gotta make sure the Fn cupcakes aren't late
Be thankful. I waited impatiently for mine to get ready all morning
Posted on 11/23/23 at 10:19 am to fjlee90
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. My mom’s boyfriend will sit on the couch while this happens and act as a back stop for the dogs… thrusting. Well, instead of using the stuffed animal, he used my 12# mini schnauzer and jizzed all over my dog, couch, and floor. No apologies… just cackling and ‘boys will be boys’. They leave the next morning
quote:Damn, you went easy on that guy. I'd have rubbed his face in his dog's jizz. What a piece of shite.
begins pawing my 9 month old in the face. Nothing malicious but the dog wouldn’t stop when asked so I pushed her off my baby and onto the floor, a good 24” in the vertical. In my mind a very common sense response.
Boy was I wrong. My moms boyfriend came UNGLUED. His screaming woke up my wife
Posted on 11/23/23 at 10:19 am to CobraCommander83
I’d be surprised if anyone ever really got divorced over not doing house/repair shite. Gotta be more to it.
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